Total Medals Earned: 3,145 (From 574 different games.) Total Medal Score: 50,360 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/160 points)
You maliciously killed everyone.
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/370 points)
First Boss defeated!
No Misses!
Second Boss defeated!
Third Boss defeated!
Fourth Boss defeated!
Final Boss defeated!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (55/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Get the first + sign
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill 50 units using air strikes
Complete a level without taking base damage
Complete the campaign on easy or average difficulty
Complete the campaign on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/400 points)
As close to a harem ending as this gets.
Must be a great voice.
Love in a cafe.
Calm, serene love.
Drunk on Love.
Love is blue?
You must love puns.
Cocktail made with love.
In Love. With Books.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 10/12 (175/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Reach Level 5!
Reach Level 10!
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (500/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 7/20 (35/190 points)
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
But there's something wrong!
IGP is the b055!
He's on channel 1337.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!