Total Medals Earned: 3,171 (From 585 different games.) Total Medal Score: 50,965 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Go through first 5 levels
Go through first 10 levels
Go through first 15 levels
Go through first 20 levels
Finish all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Die without busting through a wall
Beat the game and Unlock "ENDLESS MODE". Busting through all those walls probably crippled Jill in some way...
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 6/13 (90/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all concept art.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/385 points)
Collect your first powerup
Complete the second area
Complete the first area
Complete the automap
Enter the labyrinth
Complete the third area
Beat the game
Complete the forth area
Collect all of the powerups
Reach a score of 100.000
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Stop the outbreak
Save the Civilian before it's too late
Reach the Python City Police Department
Escape the jail block
...
Complete the train section
Team up with Cleon F. Remmedy
Defeat the monster !
Find the USP 45. Extended Mag
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the Mutant
Complete Chapter 6
Medals Earned: 4/10 (80/305 points)
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.